Jade Tile Tiki Slate Coasters

Long before GPS, before sunscreen, before common sense, there were jade breezeway tiles and stern tiki faces standing guard over strong drinks and stronger stories.

This first run of Captain Crispy’s slate coasters is inspired by the classic vintage jade tile pattern. The kind you might find in a 1962 breezeway, quietly watching as the ice clinks and the night gets interesting.

Each design is laser engraved into natural black slate, creating a crisp frosted contrast that looks carved by island spirits. It wasn’t, but I will admit they may have supervised.

What You Get

• A set of 4 solid slate coasters
• Classic vintage tiki jade tile design
• Natural chiseled edges, each one slightly unique
• Protective feet underneath to guard your furniture
• Sized perfectly for rum old fashioneds, mai tais, or whatever you dare to pour

Why These Are Different

• These are not printed.
• They are not glued on.
• They are not pretending to be tiki.

The artwork is engraved directly into real slate. Heavy. Durable. Built to handle condensation from drinks that could wake something ancient.

Whether you are outfitting your home tiki bar, your patio deck, or a secret jungle hideaway, these coasters bring just enough mid-century island swagger to make your guests curious.

Pour something bold.
Set it down.
Let the tiki stand guard.

Captain Crispy approves.